I had this really cool design that I worked up, and I prototyped it and tried to sell it, but they didn't like it. Hell, this one has it all man - just check out the fetures:
The body is fashioned after a 1969 camper that I use whenever I go on remote service calls. My camper serves two purposes - during hunting season I park it out in the woods, load it with beer, and use it as a deer blind. Hell, it even has the same colors as the trees.
The Bud launcher is another idea I tried to patent. I thought it would be way cool to launch beers at NASCAR events - you know - kinda like launching shirts at a ball game. Anyway, I went to Kentucky Speedway to try my prototype, but I'll be damned if my first launch hit some pregnant chick in the temple - flattened her 14 year old ass out!!!
The mullet is just one of those stereotype things I thought would be cool. Hell, I don't have a mullet. And the smokes - hell you gotta have them.
And a pistol grip shotgun!!! HELL YEAH!!!
The Bud launcher is another idea I tried to patent. I thought it would be way cool to launch beers at NASCAR events - you know - kinda like launching shirts at a ball game. Anyway, I went to Kentucky Speedway to try my prototype, but I'll be damned if my first launch hit some pregnant chick in the temple - flattened her 14 year old ass out!!!
The mullet is just one of those stereotype things I thought would be cool. Hell, I don't have a mullet. And the smokes - hell you gotta have them.
And a pistol grip shotgun!!! HELL YEAH!!!
