Are you a Robo-redneck?

Damn if I don't get emails from all over these parts relative to what people think a robo-redneck is. Hell, most of them are so funny, that I thought I'd show you a few.

You know you're a robo-redneck if:

• the new Hickory Splash flavor from Skoal tastes just like some guy you know named Donnie’s Brown-Eye Surprise.
• you thought you were hung like a horse until you somebody told you that 10mm isn’t the same as 10 inches.
• your resume is really just a collection of all of the things you’ve heard of but never actually done
• you believe that using Skoal gives you the super powers necessary to program a robot
• you somehow program robots at an adult level but speak and write at a 2^nd grade level
• you think “Fanuc” and “Denso” are fancy Karma Sutra positions
• after dropping out you never went back for your GED because you “don’t need one of them there fancy pieces of paper that tells everybody you ‘Got Et Done’
• you keep getting DUI’s because you think those yellow plates sure are pretty
• because you work on one of them fancy computer things you believe yourself to be the Alpha Male of the trailer park

Damn, my fans are funny!